Tuesday, March 16, 2004
This is going to be short, but here are the important points of the day:
1. The gut monkey is still dancing.
2. My preschooler has informed me that he wants to marry the waitress from Waffle House, because she wore purple eye shadow and glitter last week.
After enduring years of his unfettered preference for Barbie, it is good to know that he is inclined to marry someone of the opposite sex.
I am now convinced that he liked Barbie because she was pretty and not because he wanted to be Barbie.
